hear my brother calling me upstairs, decide to indulge him just this once because why not.
Go upstairs and theres no one, so Im like what the hell. Doorbell rings at 4am. Who the fuck could that be.
Reluctantly answer door, theres a deer corpse on the pourch. Uh. what.
Hear giggling fromt he bushes nearbye, then in a monty-python-esque voice, “Excuse me sir, have you heard of our lord and saviour Deersus Christ”
Swear loudly, slam door, return to room.